Under the Hat

A gay man who does want to admit that he is gay.

Slang for gay men who have have not come out yet when referring to each other in the park at night

Hey bro, you under the hat like me?

He was under the hat until his wife found out the truth

by Tetrault March 19, 2013

hat party

A type of orgy party where everyone wears a hat and folks form groups for sex based on interesting hat combinations. When asked, each pair or group must adequately explain the situation behind their fornication.

Did you see Annabelle and Franky at the hat party? I've never seen a squid and a fish do it before. Franky said the squid inked him, so he had to stuff that fish with some raw meat before cooking.

by dandyrandy05 November 18, 2016

hat fat

when taking your hat off makes you look fatter and older.

Did you see Bob with his hat off?

- Yeah he looks 10 years older and 20lb heavier.

He's hat fat!

by taylorhawkins August 11, 2010

Riot Hat

A Riot Hat, quite simply, is an outrageous piece of headwear usually worn at an outdoor music festival. Most commonly worn by 20 something males out their face on drink and drugs.

Niall: The Prodigy are on the main stage right now!.

Chris: Get the riot hats on and lets go fucking mental!!.

by theburner September 8, 2010

Crotch Hat

A condom (Latex tube with one opening that prevents pregnancy, almost all the time)

Best Sex EVER last night dude but she wern't on the pill so i had to use a crotch hat so my baby gravy stayed put

by GezJDM February 4, 2009

Hat Girrl

Hat girl is better than stupid hat kid. Hat kid is dumb. Hat girl is amazing, everybody wants her, but nobody got her.

Look at hat girrl

by a kool dude October 10, 2020

Apathy Hat

A fuzzy, warm hat with earflaps used to forcibly reject/ignore the outside world. Seen on eurotrash in France, usually cheap knock-off hunting hats. Not always used in an apathetic manner, but due to the innate earmuff-like qualities of the hat, it kinda comes naturally.

Hannargh: Dude, last night was so wicked, we krumped and skanked ALL NIGHT LONG, HELL YES!
Joseph: I'm wearing an Apathy Hat...I can't hear you...

by Brosandi May 25, 2009