Horse Hoof

Another word for a Vagina, Pussy, Camel Toe, etc...

Guy # 1: Did you see Tina's horse hoof the other night at that party?
Guy # 2: Yeah, but she still hasn't even permed her fucking weave yet.

by CptAoftheSSHole July 8, 2011

horse trailer

noun; an ass from the side it resembles a horses hindquarters

Damn...that girl gotta a horse trailer!

by gaylon lewis September 13, 2006

horse cock

Nonsense, bullshit.

"He wants this report by noon? Horse cock!"

by 12B December 12, 2002

Trojan horse

When you smear poop all over the top of a toilet seat (stress only the top of the seat) and than place the seat in the up position. The stall must be otherwise clean to give the next user the impression that someone has left the seat up as a 'gift' to keep it free and clear of urine. When the next user attempts to move the seat into the number 2 position he/she finds that the 'gift' is a Trojan horse.

Person 1: dude you won't believe what just happened to me.
Person 2: really,what?
Person 1: I ran to the bathroom to take a poop and when I put the seat down there was poop all over it!! I couldn't clean it off in time and tried to squat with little success. My pants wouldn't allow me to get my squat above the bowl and I pooped on my leg.

Person 2: dude you were the unlucky recipitant of a Trojan horse!

by Bdalacross October 24, 2009

Horse

it's what happens when you hear something funny and you laugh but it turns into a horse like neigh sound

someone just spit milk out of thier nose and it landed on their face.
(horse laugh)

by lilyjc January 31, 2009

horse apples

obsurdity

Now that's just horse apples.

by blingsnap123 May 8, 2009

horse cock

also known as bologna.

"hey jay what's for lounch?"
"horse cock with mustarad"
"mmmmm...horsecock."

by lil big lil January 15, 2004