When a guy starts using their penis to think instead of their brain. That foggy feeling you get only while horny, taking away all the things that you wouldn't say. You usually never ask that one girl in Psychology class to Netflix and Chill, but your Horny Haze isn't making you think straight. The best way to fix your Horny Haze before you text your old high school sweetheart to send nudes, just quickly bust a nut. Your Horny Haze will disappear and you'll be able to think rationally again.
BRO, I almost messaged my ex last night if she was down to bang, I was in a Horny Haze.
I can't believe I asked this girl to come over this weekend, she's like a 4/10 and it's my Horny Haze fault for this.
I can't believe I asked this girl to come over this weekend, she's like a 4/10 and it's my Horny Haze fault for this.
by Caliginous November 25, 2020
Get the Horny Hazemug. Ozican rhyming slang for 'road.'
by Croc Cowboy September 17, 2019
Get the Horny Toadmug. A generally good chap with no standards when it comes to women who has taken a beating from the chez to many times to remain an aquaintance!
by Tom Elwell January 29, 2004
Get the horny horsemug. Originating at Lancaster University, the 'horny dog' was inspired by a certain Ms Potts. It is recognisable by its large pene which is separated from its balls and its ane which is exposed due to its lack of tail.
Person One: 'Oh man, I feel really unconnected from my balls today'
Person Two: 'Yeah, you're such a Horny Dog'
Person Two: 'Yeah, you're such a Horny Dog'
by stevos evos-bad at tetris February 25, 2010
Get the Horny Dogmug. Josh is a horny taco because he was bein a ass dat day throwin shit at me. Derogatory term of randomness.
by anthonypoop February 7, 2008
Get the horny tacomug. by paddyp123 October 18, 2013
Get the Horny Hourmug. Feeling lonely during the holidays due to the increase of couple's PDA, engagements, etc.
Girls are more likely to catch this and will usually be heard complaining to other females about how they "need a man".
It does not mean being turned on by the holidays, that's just strange.
Girls are more likely to catch this and will usually be heard complaining to other females about how they "need a man".
It does not mean being turned on by the holidays, that's just strange.
Person 1: "Stacey will not stop talking about how it sucks to be single during the holidays. If she says 'I need a man' one more time..."
Person 2: "Chill out, she's just got a case of Holiday Horniness."
Person 2: "Chill out, she's just got a case of Holiday Horniness."
by mkhami December 17, 2010
Get the Holiday Horninessmug.