Winning- What Charlie Sheen is doing right now.
by Teh onwer332 March 26, 2011

You didn't win shit. You collectivized to steal my shit because I made you and your slut daughters cry because you know and they know that they are fucking the fat cocks indiscriminately. So you take your revenge by making my life hell all the while pretending you weren't crying like a bitch a second ago and pretending that I'm not better than you, which I am.
Hym "And it's going to be someone else's daughter who pays the price. You didn't win. You ran because 'you don't think you're better than anyone.' You're trying to avoid giving me credit for my profound accomplishment and if someone doesn't stop you there is no amount of 'Yeah but we had to teach that guy a lesson' that is going to make it up to the person it effects. I'll take my Nobel Peace Prize and my money now."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

A win that is based on only luck and should be counted as a loss. Such as having an absolute terrible fantasy football team but your team gets extremely lucky and it wins games it shouldn't have won.
Wow did you see the Alabama game last night?
No but I heard it was quite a hutzel win.
It sure was. What a bunch of frauds.
No but I heard it was quite a hutzel win.
It sure was. What a bunch of frauds.
by Beter Griffin has ligma September 30, 2021

You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!
winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!
winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk
by iburneddown21orphaneges December 28, 2022

"Nah I'd win" is a phrase used by Go/jo in chapter 221 of the hit manga Jujutsu Kisen, the phrase is commonly used to cope with a week break taken by the author of the manga Gege Akutami. The phrase eventually brought the birth of the humanity extinction event, Lobotomy Kisen.
by Cait_b1 December 17, 2023

Describes the mutual benefit and result when a brave human shares their life story.
The human feels more connected with themself.
The other humans feel more connected to each other.
The web of humanity continues to grow through individual life stories.
The human feels more connected with themself.
The other humans feel more connected to each other.
The web of humanity continues to grow through individual life stories.
Brave human shared their life stories to benefit future generations while also discovering personal reflective gems - it was a WIN-WIN.
by the WIN/WIN September 6, 2020
