blend the fish

To be the first to light-up a joint.

Stoner: "Man, I was amazed... No one blended the fish until the first encore."
Stoner 2: "Dude, why didn't you cowboy the fuck up?"

by wilco fan December 18, 2003

give a man a fish

Give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach him to fish, feed him for life

It means that it's better to learn something and have that skill forever rather than being given it and never being able to do it for yourself

Joe: Can you make me one of your cakes?
Lisa: How about I teach you how to make it
Joe: Why bother It'll take longer to make?
Lisa: Give a man a fish

by Quismyk December 31, 2016

Doing Gay With A Fish

A fish sucking you off.

(and yes the fish is indeed gay)

Me: I like Doing Gay With A Fish.

Fish: OK Honey.

by Gay_Fish December 7, 2018

fish porn

Images or movies of sexual acts performed on or by fish, including (but not limited to) Fish Head, FIsh Tail, Fish Slapping, "Sucking the worm", and fish-school girls.

Large mouth bass are usally known as the king pins of this industry.

Noah had a hard on, once he looked at the fish porn Marc got for him.

Sales of Clown fish tripled after the release of the new fish porn movie, "Fucking Nemo".

by Marc & Noah November 1, 2006

Blow a fish out of one's ass

An expression which helps create an image of how angry one is/was at the time.

"I was so pissed I almost blew a fish out of my ass!"

by Bettie Who May 1, 2005

linux fish

A metal fish decal that parodies both the Christian Jesus fish and the Darwin fish that lots of people put on the back of their car. Since so few people know what Linux is, the decal confuses many passersby. It’s intentions are not as discernible as the Darwin fish so it doesn’t draw anger from Christians. It is not directly poking fun at Christians but rather it is an inside joke between Linux advocates and a snub towards Microsoft. It’s sort of a secret handshake between fellow devotees to the Linux computer operating system. It's jokingly saying that Linux can save the world.

Hey, that dude has a Linux fish on his car. He must be some kind of computer geek or something that hates Microsoft. I bet the Atheists and the Christians don't have a clue what his fish is about.

by Bob's been a really bad boy. May 20, 2010

fish heads

Severed head of a fish.

*cant play baseball
*dont wear sweaters
*not good dancers
*cant talk
*cant play drums
*Don't have to pay to get them in to movies.
*Never seen drinking capucchino in Italian resteraunts with oriental women.
Not frequently seen

Fish heads, fish heads
Rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
eat them up, yumm.

In the morning
laughing happy fish heads
in the eve-eh-ning
floating in the soup

by enjuneer November 7, 2003