Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.
Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"
by reddoe January 18, 2023
Get the Ethan Parsonsmug. 
Ethan is a very nice blessing person, he wil always be there for you, be your bestfriend and never let you down. He keeps his word and is a very compatible irish youngster :).
by imsureyouknowwhoiam November 12, 2020
Get the Ethan Sheildsmug. a man who is publically into sharing his boner endeavors not disclosing his fantasies of incest. He likes: Meisje. Very self absorbed and posh and has a very nice british accent
by ethanbarryfan7000 November 13, 2022
Get the Ethan Barrymug. by opop98007 December 30, 2019
Get the naaj and ethanmug. was literally giggling kicking my feet when I saw him in the theater, he’s literally so pretty, my mom was probably a little concerned but that’s okay!! no but for real I’m so confused how he didn’t pull any girls in the movie, LIKE?? if I saw him I would be begging on my knees crying for once chance with him
by hrtsforamber September 30, 2023
Get the ethan landrymug. The hottest man on the planet🥵🥵🥵 Can cut apple with that damn jaw line. Don’t get me started on his hair🥵🥵🥵 And his smile like come on😭😭😭
by Ethandolanisfineaf March 16, 2019
Get the ETHAN DOLANmug.