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Ethan is a very handsome person, he is the sexiest in your school. He never plays though. He is also the one who should be leader of all the clubs in your school, but he is too humble. He always asks how you are doing.
Ethan is the best boy in the world,
Every girl wants Ethan in her life.
Get the Fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft.
Sorry Ethan
Ethan by Creeper Awww Man May 1, 2020
Ethans seem like perfect guys at first. Super shy, cute, laidback, etc. They’ve got great hair, they’re super smart (like genius lvl) and it’s almost impossible not to fall in love with them. However. One day they’ll change their minds. They’ll say they don’t know if they love you or that they can’t be in a relationship anymore. They’ll play you and break your heart. And then they’ll stomp on it. Ethans seem perfect, but after a while, they disappoint you. Shy guys that turn into “cool” jerks, and they’ll make you think it’s all your fault.
Friend: Hey looks it’s Ethan.
You: Doesn’t he seem great!! But don’t let him fool you.
Ethan is the worlds best Minecraft player and he also is very uplifting in spirit and tech boy also a little nerdy side. But he also has some down he is very pale and uncoordinated
Ethan by Ethans is amazing May 9, 2020
Has a Dick longer than any other dumb "this Name has a long Dick" No. This Ethan has the longest dick and immediately beats all other dicks. Go shove your long Dick up your own Ass!
Gurrllllll, I just had Sex with Ethan hes got a Dick longer than Brian!!
A mother frickin sexy boy. No. Man. He has washboard abs and flowing hair. Love him with great compassion because if you don’t, you’ll end up with his friends, that’s a no-go!
Girl: omg why are you walking funny

Other girl: Ethan fucking destroyed my pussy last night!
Ethan by Ethans lover May 19, 2020