datemare

a date so bad you shudder with bad flash backs.

my date with Al was so bad I had datemares for days.

by CC Burke January 20, 2009

Dateline bait

a girl who is so young that if you tried to date her, you would be on the next episode of Datelines "To Catch a Predator"

i went to my girl friends house to get laid, but i got busted. turns out she was dateline bait.

by cragman July 22, 2010

Deader

being more dead.

Kimmy is deader than martin. :)

by Kimmychuuuuu December 18, 2012

smug dater

when someone apprciates their own relationship to the point that it makes everyone around them want to throw up

dude frank is always boasting about his girlfriend analyse, hes a smug dater.

by whitepowerboy December 4, 2009

J Date

To spend a nice evening at home with oneself and your hand. A Jerk Date.
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .

"Hey man, you wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."

by DK Garden May 18, 2018

Death date

Its a term used when someone is suicidal, and has decided on a date on when to kill themselves. Its typically refered to a death date. A gloomy nakmefor a gloomy action.

You don't have to worry about me anymore. My death date is coming up, so its not like it matters anyways.

by Amisaurus May 25, 2018

sugar on the first date

to kiss ur partner on the first date

Boy: Gimme sum sugar on the first date
Gurl: Who the hell are u?
Boy: Woot shes drunk!

by Sugar Daddy0088 March 4, 2009