Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box

I gave her a sailor-dave

by Van hoe November 28, 2019

Baby Daves

This where someone's tears and cum/jizz are mixed together through either deliberate or circumstantial act

You okay bro? I heard you had the Baby Daves during a wank after your partner left you.

Wow, did you see that pornhub clip - that dude had a huge pool of baby daves after he was pegged by that nurse.

by TikTosh75 February 19, 2021

Toothy Dave

Toothy Dave is the Tooh boy. He is the toothiest boy there is. He chews rocks like they’re gummy bears and his molars are political prisoners plotting a coup. Tooth Jesus.

“Yeah, I worship Toothy Dave”

“Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave!”

by Timmy Asshole October 10, 2025

pull a Dave Seville

To accidentally exit a residence without an important item, especially pants.
A reference to the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007).

My faulty alarm clock almost caused me to pull a Dave Seville this morning.

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

Super Dave

The Best Car SalesMan In Modern Day History!!! He Will get you top dollar for your trade in paid for or not, he’s focused and Will get you the best deal every time!!! Saving time and money!!! Bad Credit Doesn’t stand a chance come see him ASAP!!! At #OrrNissanBossier For your next car buying experience Conveniently located on the corner of 2323 Viking dr. N Benton rd

Super Dave is the best car salesman ever!
You must have got that car from Super Dave??!
Super Dave got me approved when nobody else could!

by Smartie left brained December 8, 2021

dave cakes

cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)

person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint

person 2: ikr

by daves cakes lover August 25, 2022

Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.

Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.

by Letemburn May 2, 2022