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slow butter

"that was slow butter!"
by SBH2 July 29, 2009
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Anal Butter

The really annoying substance that resides along the greater part of the 12" crack of your ass. It is produced usually on a really really hot day, when you sweat, and wearing some really tight pants. It is a mixture of feces particles (dingle berries), sweat, and dried skin. It leaves a very strange, stinging, and burning sensation around the bunghole... resulting in the need to find a bathroom, ASAP. Upon wiping this "anal butter", brings quite a relief to the area immediately. Will also leave a really nice skid mark on your underwear, which sometimes requires the immediate disposal of the garment, and to just go "commando" for the rest of the day.
Rob: Dude Why you walking like that?

Brah: Man, i dunno... I think i got a bad case of Anal Butter. Can we hit up the starbucks bathroom with the quicks?
by Shady_Ass_Rob September 27, 2011
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Butter Churn

1. A slang term for the vagina.
2. Something that people used and still use until this very day to make the wonderful substance known as butter. You can eat it plain , on a piece of bread , with a friend, or off of your partners genitals.
Sally pulled her skirt up with a shift and a queef and eminated the words from her mouth hole. Stick your big silly weener in my butter churn.
by Red and Brown Grass Rat November 25, 2004
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duck butter

The most common secretion of the grundular or taint region. This secretion is a mix of sweat, dryed skin and ass smell.
He drapped his balls on her neck, slathering her in duck butter.
by Mig Smalls June 1, 2006
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Butter Face

A girl that is hot everywhere but her face
Guy: Daamn look at that butter face!
Guy 2: Yeah shes ugly but look at that ass
by S.F.G. March 1, 2008
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Butter Slap

It is when you wipe the sweat off you nut sacular and you slap someone in the face.
*Butter Slaps Ron*
Ron: What was that?
David: A Butter Slap.
Ron: What's that?
David: When you wipe the sweat off your balls and slap someone in the face.
Ron: Eww WTF?
by Person88888 August 13, 2012
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Donkey Butter

when things arn't working out the way you had hoped or planned.

it's also an exclamation used when things aren't working out.
This whole week is Donkey Butter. I can't seem to get anything done.

if you are skating and can't land a trick you might yell out "Donkey Butter!"
by Quetzaltenango July 30, 2008
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