Pirate juice.

RUM.

"WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE?!?!"

Pirate juice.

by tehbirdmang October 13, 2011

Hoot The Pirate

A fine owl with a big dick and a very large amount of wisdom. Generally likes too hang with other owl babes constantly and fuck them. He likes to play world of tanks.

"Hoot The Pirate the owl had fucked an owl babe last night with his big dick."

by Hoot The Pirate August 15, 2017

the reverse pirate

When you're giving a guy a blow job, after he cums in your mouth you get up and spit it back in his eye and scream "Arrrrg!".

I gave my guy the reverse pirate last night, needless to say, he won't be begging for another blow job again any time soon.

by Captain Bitch January 18, 2010

butt pirate

One who pillages for booty, and goes "argh"

Beth is a butt pirate.

by AlRigoberto January 1, 2007

Pirate radio

As Below/above

A radio on a Pirate ship
A radio station hoasted by a pirate

Turn on the radio Blackbeards on right about now

by UnShavenMonkey March 17, 2005

Pirate Protein

Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.

Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.

by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 25, 2019

Skype Pirate

This individual uses Skype or other videophone technology to relay live footage to a home viewer of sporting events, movies, or other live pay-per-view performances.

Bevis: Do you see that Skype Pirate over there in section 203?

Donnie: Oh yeah, that guy's date probably ditched him.

by juancho September 4, 2014