Bowling

1) The activity you do after you've done everything else
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare

"There are two types of people who go bowling: there are the people that really, really love bowling, and then there are the people that are like 'wouldn't it be hysterical if we went bowling?'"
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan

by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011

dog-bowling

The generic term for a person (usually a man) performing (especially) anilingus and/or cunnilingus from behind on a woman when she is on all fours (like a dog - hence the term dog-bowling, lap-lap).

The bitch was so hot for his tongue she didn't mind which hole he went for when she bent over, and he didn't much care either he loved dog-bowling so much.

by Rhys Chilcott July 20, 2006

boning

making sweet passionate love to the one you truely love

After a long night of boning, Dave woke up with a hicky on his neck.

by Anonymous October 31, 2002

blowing chunks

throwing up perfusly by simply opening the mouth and it shooting across the walls!

1: "omg dude i was ssooooo sick lastnight."
2: "how sick?"
1: "i was blowing chunks man!"
2: "eeewww."

by onemindoneheart August 23, 2009

boringer

a word stating a worse case of boredom

i was talkin to theresa and i said that sleep is boring, she said "go to bed" and i said no, sleep is boringer than this

by Justin Johnson July 25, 2003

blowing back

When your girlfriend gives you a blow job at home so hard that cum shoots out so fast that it starts to blow you girlfriend back 10 feet and covers your house.

we were doing it so hard it started blowing back at her 10 feet

by rshizzal February 1, 2015

Bowling Ball

Placing two fingers in a girls pussy, and one in her ass, you then launch her down an alley like a bowling ball!

My friend Aj once used the bowling ball technique on an ex girlfriend because she laughed at the size of his cock!!
He's now doing 15years inside, I wonder where his cellmates are gonna stick their bowling fingers =P
(Dont bend over in the showers!!)

by Plaything69 January 14, 2008