Party Tectonics

the movement of one or more people making their way through a large mass of other people (e.g. A crowd) in order to get a better view of a stage or to another location of the room, much like plate tectonics

The flow of party tectonics has a south eastern strike going to the keg.

by Lichimae January 7, 2012

Lurch Party

A person who is rude, and when given something (such as candy) will not say thank you. This person is also known for having a penis that is smaller than anyone you know. Like a centimeter would be generous.

Dude, what a Lurch Party, he whipped his vagina out in public, and didn't even say thank you when trick or treating!

by alkalinetrioistheshiz November 3, 2009

dishes party

n. (di-shez pahr-tee), plural: dishes parties (di-shez pahr-teez)
the event of washing a large amount of dishes, most often performed in households that have no dishwashing appliance. Number of human participants may vary between 1-3 on average. Contention exists around the qualification of a singular-person dishes party, with scholars saying that a single person cannot, in fact, be a whole party. The rebuttal to this argument is that the washer is, metaphorically, the “host” to the “party” and the dishes, themselves, make up the attendants. In either case, it is widely agreed that dishes parties, unlike other kinds of parties, are mostly unenjoyable.

Dishes Party Rocker Anthem (sung with a metal sensibility)
When the dishes in the sink are piling high
There’s a shout through the night, there’s a beckoning cry
And it’s calling us to the di-shes par-ty!
Someone’s at the sink ‘n’ someone else has a towel
Because there’s only one thing that we can do now,
We. Must. Have. A. Di-shes par-ty!
(Yeah)
A dishes par-TAY!
(Yeah)
It’s gon be CRAY!
(Yeah)
If I sing about IT
(Yeah)
It’s not such SHIT!
(Scrub-a-dub)
Elbow GREASE!
(Keep scrubbing)
What’d we even cook in THESE?!
(Here gimme a hand!)
With two it’s BETTER!
(Wash up that pan!)
That gunk is pretty stuck, you should probably add some hot, soapy water to make it WETTER.

With dishes in our kitchen towering above
It’s time to get in there, time to give them some love
We. Must. Have. A. Di-shes par-ty!
Though we seem to be facing an unbeatable foe,
If we persevere, we’ll get through this, I know
We’ll beat them with a di-shes par-ty!
The grime will fall to our di-shes par-ty!
No scum is match for a di-shes par-ty!
The. World. Is. Saved. By our DI-SHES PAR-TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

by Total Nerd January 29, 2014

lotion party

When a group of people circle together to do extacy, or some other type of drug, and put tons of lotion on their hands, so that they can then rub all of their lotion covered hands together with each each member of the circle simultaneously.

Dude, yesterday's lotion party was sick. There were hands going in and hands coming out, all of our hands rubbing together was such a spiritual experience.

by Glowinthedarktampons March 16, 2021

first partying

When you put your party in first place baby

We first partied our way to victory that match.

First partying was the key to that win.

by Goat Billy August 3, 2020

Tactical Party

When someone throws a party in order to spend time with an object of their romantic desires.

Jasper is organising a tactical party in order to get Clarissa round his place.

by sizp December 14, 2009

Boyband Party

The act of shoving multiple G.I. Joes up ones rectum.

Dan - Where did Chris go?
Brian - He went into the bathroom with like 5 G.I. Joes.
Dan - Bruh...he’s having a boyband party!
Brian - bruh...

by TheBigSaucy December 3, 2018