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J-Wanker

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.
So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?
by anonymous July 12, 2022
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Wool Wanker

A certain man who gets triggered by Jotas Playground
LPostCodela is a fucking wool wanker. The gimp lies about his height in his bio. What a wool wanker
by Urnanhasabunion July 16, 2022
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Wanker

British slang for a tennis player or

To wank: to play tennis
You are a wanker

You wank really well
by Leelelleel July 19, 2022
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Wanker

You
You are a wanker
by The ultimate jizzer July 23, 2022
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Wanker

You
by The ultimate jizzer July 23, 2022
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Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies
Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
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Wanker

You are like lumo( a wanker)
by Penis lover 69999999 June 25, 2022
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