by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017
Get the hair wankermug. The term "wanker" was coined by the British government in 1951 to be used in reference to the crown's subjects.
by Boring Aaron October 28, 2018
Get the Wankermug. by Icedevimon November 27, 2021
Get the orchard wankermug. by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018
Get the haircut wankermug. This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011
Get the Big Fat Wanker Dykemug. 
Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously
by Pastaloverjames November 7, 2020
Get the pizza oven wankermug.