ur mom

a person with a big ass

i was in bed with ur mom last night

by sus is in jesus July 20, 2022

Ur Mom Gay

Hurts the opponent's mental health with raw emotonal damage. Can be reversed with "No u".

A: Fuck you bitch.
B: Ur mom gay
A: *had a stroke and fucking died*

by nowyoucandie February 23, 2022

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

Ur mom

A women who spat on you when you were born.

“Hey mom what are you.”
“The women that spat on you. I’m Ur Mom.”

by Dieplz April 26, 2021

Ur mom

The person who birthed you

Ur mom so fat I missed 4 seasons of Simpsons

by D_ck-lover65 January 20, 2022

ur mom

A cow

Hey look it’s your mom eating some grass.

by Ur mom 38374747 June 21, 2022

Ur mom

An insult that no one can come back from

Bruh you suck dick
Ur mom's dick

by DanBeSimping June 15, 2020