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Morning Clown

When i wake up im going to get some morning clown
by ajbkid June 1, 2010
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Clown Hooker

1 — A term used for females who wear excessive make-up which results in them looking either whorish or like a circus clown or BOTH, but nevertheless extremely ridiculous, gross and tacky.
2 — Also used to describe a particular style of make-up which if often darkly outlining facial features such as eyes, lips and cheeks for glamour purposes. It could focus on all three or a combination of them. This style of make-up is intended to look that way and is usually done in a manner that does NOT look completely taste-less (not really 'day make-up', though).
1 — "Did you see that teacher? How can she wear so much make-up when she's coming to work to teach Maths? She looks like a fucken clown hooker."
2 — "My daughter, Sabrina, was in a magazine photoshoot for this Winter themed article. They put really heavy 'glamour' make-up on her. The photographic director told the make-up artist to create "a cold clown hooker feel", whatever that means."
by Rina Lam February 14, 2012
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Punching the Clown

Beating Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, or any other clown, with your fist. What else do you think that meant?
A pedo dressed like Ronald McDonald tried to lure me into a van until I started punching the clown.
by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 5, 2018
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pound the clown

1. a reference to male masturbation.
2. to waste time
3. also see "punch the clown"
I'm going to go home and pound the clown
or

I need help lifting this and Jimmy's over there just pounding his clown!
by SyntheticMindset January 19, 2011
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ass clown

1) someone who is a total douche bag,
2)somone who is GAY and likes to "clown around" with the ASS.
1)you fucking ASS CLOWN!
2)you people are ASS CLOWNS....
by Mr Chillpill80 June 21, 2009
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clown prince

An idiot. A person who is royalty when it comes to fools. Often someone who says they can do something and fails the task.
"That Marty is a real clown prince of getting shit done."
by Urban Confucius October 23, 2012
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clown puncher

When a person grabs the shaft of his penis with one hand and punches the head of his penis with the other.
With a firm grip on his shaft, Teal kept punching the head of his penis like a true clown puncher.
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