A commonly employed theme in haunted attractions; most often using day-glo paint, a selection of Killer Klownz masks, stupid horns and sometimes 3D glasses. The aim is to appeal to the small portion of attendees who suffer from coulrophobia (fear of clowns). People who are afraid of clowns are afraid of one in the middle of a brightly lit room and to those who are not afraid of clowns it is stupid and boring.
I really enjoyed the haunted house we visited last night, except for the clown shit maze; that was lame.
by The Haunt Prophet September 03, 2015
While a man is performing oral sex on a woman and the woman unknowingly starts her period. The period blood then smears around the man's mouth like red clown makeup.
Last night while giving a bitch some head, I ended up with a clown face because she forgot she started her period that day.
by TashaJ December 14, 2013
Beating Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, or any other clown, with your fist. What else do you think that meant?
by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 05, 2018
I'm going to go home and pound the clown
or
I need help lifting this and Jimmy's over there just pounding his clown!
or
I need help lifting this and Jimmy's over there just pounding his clown!
by SyntheticMindset January 18, 2011
by Mr Chillpill80 June 22, 2009
An idiot. A person who is royalty when it comes to fools. Often someone who says they can do something and fails the task.
by Urban Confucius May 14, 2012
When a person grabs the shaft of his penis with one hand and punches the head of his penis with the other.
by Team Clown Puncher Mississippi August 17, 2007