Wet monkey

When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.

While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.

by Filibuster September 26, 2018

Wet Wanker

The act of Jizzing in the ear, like a Wet Willy, but literally.

Guy one: Ah, dude. I just gave that guy a Wet Wanker!

Guy two: You mean a Wet Willy?

Guy one: Nah.

by LootGoblinPenny December 12, 2016

wet pasquale

To blow your load in someone's ear

Pasquale was having sex with a woman and he pulled out and blew his load in her ear and then said you just got a wet pasquale

by Pasquale728 April 23, 2010

Wet Parson

A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.

Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.

by Jamie Parson August 3, 2006

Wet pancake

A wet pancake is basically someone that is rather fat and commonly named adam

Adam is a wet pancake

by Normal people other than Chloe February 23, 2017

willard wet

scuffed walter white

i am dead

willard wet

by walid lover xxx May 10, 2021

Wet Blanket

Someone who is generally in a negative frame of mind, sulks and ruins other peoples' fun.

Why won't Kate just pull her finger out and do something for once? She is such a wet blanket!

by The Wet One August 23, 2009