UNCLE LUIS

THE UNCLE YOU HAVE UNDER YOUR BED AT 12:00 AM IN THE NIGHT WAITING TO EAT YOUR ASS

Damn my uncle luis ate me good last night

by BOOTYEATERNIGGERFAG May 13, 2018

Uncle cheeseburger

Uncle cheeseburger when your uncle jizzez into a zest burger and says order up

My uncle jizzed into a cheese burger and said order up uncle cheeseburger

by Nigglerthebootywrangler August 28, 2016

Yoonbum's uncle

The nicest uncle in all of fiction who dearly loves his uncle Yoonbum and would do anything to save Yoonbum from Sangwoo's verbal abuse.

"Uncle!" Yoonbum screamed out to him. Truly, Yoonbum's uncle is the greatest uncle there is.

by mxikeyy July 3, 2022

uncle arthur

Is a fellow who loves life, a free spirit, tells it as it is and won't take no for an answer. loves the best in life. Propelled toward what he believes is right, will fight for the underdog. Totally hetero!!!!' Adores beautiful people of the opposite sex unendingly

Hey you know when it comes to Mel he acts like a real uncle arthur

by Skywatcher December 8, 2013

Uncle Ted

noun, Any elderly man driver who ends up in front of you, doing 10-15 mph BELOW the speed limit when your in a hurry. Typically driving a Buick product, Lincoln Towncar, or some other large vehicle. The female variation on this is an "Aunt Gladys". Known to flash their lights or shake a fist at you when you finally get a chance to pass them.

I was late for my doctors appointment today because I ended up driving behind an Uncle Ted.

by Radiojunkie March 22, 2012

Uncle Sugar

The strange uncle in your family who goes around giving birth control to all the

women.

Uncle Sugar: Merry Christmas! I have something special for you!

Emily: Looks like it's birth control... again... ummm, thanks Uncle Sugar?

Uncle Sugar: Anything for you hun, now you can let that libido of yours run

wild!

by Laleph January 25, 2014

Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester - Child Molestor

Not originally used by the gentry of old east London town, now officially part of the Cockney rhyming dictionary and appearing on various 'Cockney' translation sites, ''Uncle Fester'' has become the new ''Nonce'' or ''Kiddie Fiddler.''

Apparently movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - full of faux Cockney wording - encouraged people to take up creating their own rhyming slang.

''Uncle Fester'' has been affectionately adopted and accepted as a more modern alternative to ''nonce'' in many areas of East and South London.

1. ''Did you 'ear about ol' Keith? Yeah...turns out the filthy git's an Uncle Fester, 'e's been done for feelin' up some schoolie.''

2.Some celebrity Uncle Festers include; Gary Glitter. Pete Townshend, Matthew Kelly, R. Kelly, Kanye West and Elton John.

by A. Jackson October 31, 2007