When something happens in life and you feel you’ve seen how the cookie crumbles.
You wake up and smell the cheese and think. “It’s all just tables and chairs out here”
Everyone has (or will) experience a time in their life that will make them think or feel this expression. You cannot change fate. That’s just tables and chairs.
You wake up and smell the cheese and think. “It’s all just tables and chairs out here”
Everyone has (or will) experience a time in their life that will make them think or feel this expression. You cannot change fate. That’s just tables and chairs.
“It’s all just tables and chairs man”
“You never know what it’s gonna be until it’s tables and chairs”
“You never know what it’s gonna be until it’s tables and chairs”
by Bumbatingrumbaclart June 09, 2025
by Thumper010 September 04, 2017
Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.
by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD it’s the toxic table
by milson jim’s dog July 02, 2020
Buying tables is female code speak for having sexual intercourse. Usually without strings or outwith a relationship.
"Oh me and Tom went buying tables this afternoon, it was fantastic"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"
by Howerd_Stern_Face September 22, 2011
practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.
“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*
by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022
Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.
Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table
Spaff lighting ;)
Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table
Spaff lighting ;)
by Spaff lighting August 02, 2024