glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017

Anus-flour

Special flour to make ones anal area non-sticky.

While stimulating someones anus it can occur that the anal area, in particular the anus it self, can get glutinous. This causes the skin of the receiving part to stick to the skin of the active part. Anus-flour can help in this regard, presupposed it is worked into the dough correctly.

Carl:"Man Lisa i really like eating your ass, but your skin gets stuck on my tongue all the time."
Lisa:"No problem Carl I have some anus-flour with me."
Carl:"Thank you Lisa! This will assure that we both can enjoy our sexuality."
Lisa:"Yeah! But just make sure to work it into the dough correctly."

by sisanchopancho May 27, 2019

preached anus

An anus after church.

Ie: man, that pastor was huge. Gave me a Preached Anus

by SoakedStew7 April 8, 2021

high anus

When your father leaves for a extended amount of time

Mom where’s dad?
Honey he’s high anused

by Jex September 24, 2022

High anus

When someone leaves for a extended period of time

Hey mom where’s dad
Honey you know he’s been on a high anus

by Jex October 1, 2022

anus cliffhangers

A turd that won't release from your ass that you must wiggle around the toilet just to get it loose.

These anus cliffhangers won't fuckin' release from my ass. I keep shaking and shaking, but it just won't drop.

by Roid Rage manager March 28, 2014

Conversion Anus

When someone converts another person to their way of political ideology, not through persuasion, but through offering bumming.

- Hey Bri how's it going with that hot copper?
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus

by Polidicks August 26, 2022