by osamabinsemen March 10, 2017
Get the cherry taintmug. by Amatory December 29, 2016
Get the Pre-Taintmug. by the wonderer of the internet April 22, 2016
Get the taint stickmug. The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024
Get the Phoenician Taint Ticklemug. The fuzzy passageway of hair also known as the rectal road located between the anal cavity and the dick's tits.
by Gooch Smooch December 3, 2018
Get the Taint Fuzzmug. When you're so enraged by your significant other that you decide to jump-dive into the air with your legs hoisted back behind your ears like a Tyson chicken, leading with your now-weaponized taint, impacting the upper region/face of your opposition with maximum force. Traditionally, one may threaten the taint bomb on several occasions until such a time that it is deployed.
by TheTaintBomb101 December 29, 2017
Get the taint bombmug. A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.
Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.
by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024
Get the Taint Diamondmug.