Suck-monster

An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.

Otherwise known as a "Simone".

Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!

Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.

by Nutritionfacts July 27, 2009

suck on a straw

To be uesd when a person is annoying you, arguing with you, or dare to talk to you when you don't feel much like cussing anyone out.

John: You love Nick, don't you?
Me: Pfft, no.
John: Yeah, you do.
Me: GRR. Go suck on a straw, John.

Cheating-Ex-Boyfriend: Hey, Jaz. What's -
Me: GO SUCK ON A STRAW!!!

by JaztheCatDemon January 11, 2009

alex sucks

When somone is named Alex and he is actually good at every single game, but you scream at him and say "ALEX SUCKS" to piss him off

alex sucks-"Alex you fucking suck how did you die to that kid?"-when the kid is the best on their team
When somone is named Alex and he is actually good at every single game, but you scream at him and say "ALEX SUCKS" to piss him off

by jpthebest December 23, 2020

Suck air

To stand around and do nothing

Can you come help us. Don’t just suck air, you twat

by This twat November 27, 2018

sucking a tooth

Metaphor describing a phenomenon that is inherently painful or repulsive, but from which the spectator can't turn away -- it's as compelling as sucking a tooth socket that recently had a tooth in it.

"Worst. Play. Ever."

"Why did you stay?"

"It was a like sucking a tooth that had just been removed -- I knew it was awful and would stay awful, but I just couldn't stop watching."

by al-in-chgo July 7, 2014

she sucking

she sucking means shes is looking for a guy that is rich

bro the girl she sucking

by she sucking March 30, 2021

suck washer

A phrase for areola.

Look at the suck washers on that gal.
She has suck washers the size of Jupiter.

by Digitalsoftail July 25, 2007