Shitting in a potential romantic partner (usually a 'lady-boy' from the Bangkok variety) and then proceeding to orally consume and digest the excrement while blowing a whistle and Tyrene helicoptering. Only once the final Tyrene revolution and whistle blow is completed have you partaken in a Covel Steamer.
by The Steamer Legend February 3, 2024
Get the The Covel Steamermug. Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only you shit into a container and freeze it so your partner can take it out on a hot day and let it defrost on their chest.
by Dragon cock December 2, 2018
Get the Alaskan Steamermug. I laid a huge Cleveland steamer on that slut's tits last night. Call 1-800-STEEMER Cleveland Steemer makes it cleaner.
by SpoogeBob CumPants March 6, 2021
Get the Cleveland Steamermug. When you engage in casual sex with a Baltimorean and they hit you upside the head with a crab cracker, leave a steamy dump on your chest, and season you with old bay.
Met this girl at Ottobar who took me to LP Steamers, I had to take 3 showers to get rid of the smell!
by lpsteamer March 12, 2024
Get the LP Steamermug. When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church
by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024
Get the Catholic Steamermug. Not to be confused with a Manhattan Steamroller, the Manhattan Steamer is when you enter the bathroom after someone has just "Logged off" only to be hit in the face by a stench wave and a toilet full of steaming man log.
I had to log off in the garden this morning, Johnny had left a manhattan steamer that could make your eyes bleed!
by Magaz November 4, 2012
Get the Manhattan Steamermug. Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, this involves someone defecating on their sexual partner’s chest after consuming large quantities of corn.
by BornEnigma December 25, 2023
Get the Omaha Steamermug.