When your dick has been wanked too hard and it feels like your dick has been ripped off!! Possibly by someone called Karen.... basically your Carrying your Penis.... Karen (to carry) Wilson (Penis)
by Rbobby April 23, 2019
Get the karen wilson mug.Bella Karen does not fit the "Karen" stereotype of privileged, white and rude. Bella Karen is married to a man from a different cultural background than her and is of mixed ancestry. Hates homophobic people, likes to listen to live music, drives an old Toyota she can take camping, brought her children up to embrace cultural differences. Dresses like a Scandinavian. Might have a tattoo. Uses manners when talking to everyone including people experiencing homelessness. Friends comprise different nationalities, including Aboriginal (First Nations) and Maoris. Has the courage to confront bullies, but is still courteous. Married a darker skinned man to improve the gene pool.
Bella Karen will have to be invited to the event, she talks to everyone. I'll ask Bella Karen if she will cook us spaghetti and meatballs. Bella Karen will help with the fundraiser. Can you ask Bella Karen to talk to her about calling her eight year old son and a. hole at school today.
by #Courage August 9, 2020
Get the Bella Karen mug.A person who stalks the comment section on social media platforms and harassess anyone with an opinion that could be perceived as different from their own. They are often entitled and speak down to others with a prominent self righteous attitude. When cornered in an argument, they may resort to accusations of bigotry or assume the role of victim.
I commented on a joke last night and a Keyboard Karen spent 2 hours trying to make me feel like a terrible person!
by Just Ignore Them December 17, 2021
Get the Keyboard Karen mug.the Karen who pulls out in the middle of the entrance to the large Target parking lot. There's enough room for one car to both be entering and exiting, but not for Karen. You see, it's hard for Karen to see through her sunglasses at 5pm, and her hydrocodone is just kicking in at this time, so don't try and enter the parking lot, just wait the two minutes it takes for her to get annoyed, shoot you that look, and drive her nice little minivan out of the way.
I was trying to go to Target, and I was about to enter the parking lot, when this Target Karen moves her minivan in the middle of the entrance
by ThatGuy3742 March 4, 2021
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Get the Vibe Karen mug.the amount of people that can safely inhabit the same space simultaneously before someone calls the cops
i have to exit the premises as the spot I am at has reached its karen capacity and the cops are here
by imnotgivingmynametosomemachine May 2, 2020
Get the Karen capacity mug.She is the god of all Karens. Even the high rank Karens fear her. Her hair will choke you to death, her kids are barley hanging on to life, sun glasses larger than a solar panel, essential oils are top notch useless, will downright fire you at the spot, drives the most expensive SUV van there is, has 5+ billion followers on Facebook, leader of the Flat Earth Society. If you see her, escape while you can.
Bro1: Why is that lady so shiny?
Bro2: Oh no, it can't be.
Bro2: What?
Bro1: ITS THE GOD-KAREN! RUN!
God-Karen: No.
*Bro1 and Bro2 dies*
Bro2: Oh no, it can't be.
Bro2: What?
Bro1: ITS THE GOD-KAREN! RUN!
God-Karen: No.
*Bro1 and Bro2 dies*
by UisforUgly August 19, 2020
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