Jessica Darling

The girl from, you guessed it, the Jessica Darling book series and the Jessica Darling: It List book series, both by Megan McCafferty. She acts like the average girl, she's smart, but she fits in with the "popular" crowd, and she was a virgin through most of high school. Her main love interest is Marcus Flutie in the Jessica Darling series. She is not the porn star.

She acts like a Jessica Darling, ya know?

by allycaticorn May 4, 2018

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Jessica parker

A sexy girl who has no friends

She's so Jessica Parker

by Litfamokay September 20, 2016

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Jessica

The dead name of a (bigender) lesbian that everyone simps for, for no reason. a.k.a. me

Person1: Who is that girl and why is everybody simping for her?
Person2: That's somebody who used be named Jessica and is now a lesbian who doesn't know why everybody is simping for her.

by thatweebchild March 26, 2021

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Jessica

The sweetest girl in the world and everything a guy needs in a girl. She’s smart, caring and beautiful. Any guy who lands a Jessica can count himself among the luckiest men in the world.

Person 1: Damn, all these girls are the same.
Person 2: Just wait you’ll find yourself a JESSICA and everything will be perfect.

by Star Wars fan 66 March 13, 2021

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