its a building where brainwashed people enter to pray to nothing,mostly elders.
If there are multiple churches nearby then its an obssesion of the priest to brainwash you especially if you are an atheist,someone who dont believes in god
If there are multiple churches nearby then its an obssesion of the priest to brainwash you especially if you are an atheist,someone who dont believes in god
by nebba June 27, 2018
Get the churchmug. by Metallic Man September 25, 2025
Get the Churchingmug. by Mr. Tall guy or Alex C June 13, 2023
Get the Canfield Presbyterian Churchmug. All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
Get the The church can save this countrymug. C Money was tube-churching K-Raw last night when Dude Baby was beating up his girlfriend, God Warrior Baby.
by god warrior baby November 3, 2010
Get the Tube-Churchmug. 1. A man or boy who gets numbers from women or girls at a Church or Temple of God under the guise of being friendly and worshipping God, but really is only trying to sneak into their lives through text messages, thinking the Churchgirl is easy because they are supposed virgins.
2. A deceptive man who preys on church going woman or girls only to get into their pants because he was told they were easy with no regard of the woman's or girls relationships. God had other plans.
3. A complete ass wipe.
2. A deceptive man who preys on church going woman or girls only to get into their pants because he was told they were easy with no regard of the woman's or girls relationships. God had other plans.
3. A complete ass wipe.
Sister 1 : Hey remember that guy who asked for your number, then texted you only to get at you?
Sister 2: Oh you mean the guy at church?
Sister1: Yeah Him! he just did the same thing to me! what a Church-Weirdo!
Sister 2: Oh you mean the guy at church?
Sister1: Yeah Him! he just did the same thing to me! what a Church-Weirdo!
by Bryticus September 29, 2018
Get the Church-Weirdomug. When a priest and a nun have intercourse, the priest shoots his load inside the nun's mouth. He smacks the back of the nun's head making the load go through her nose, the priest then sticks a finger deep in her mouth so the nun vomits making it look like flames.
by YouAreBigSkitters December 22, 2020
Get the A Dragon In The Churchmug.