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church

its a building where brainwashed people enter to pray to nothing,mostly elders.
If there are multiple churches nearby then its an obssesion of the priest to brainwash you especially if you are an atheist,someone who dont believes in god
A: Look at that building. What is that?
B: Its a church never go near it and especially in.
by nebba June 27, 2018
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Churching

To be one with Duct Sealant
I was Churching all day at work.
by Metallic Man September 25, 2025
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Canfield Presbyterian Church

Random person: Hey what church do you go to?

Me: Canfield Presbyterian Church!
by Mr. Tall guy or Alex C June 13, 2023
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The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Tube-Church

The process of exchanging worms of the anus through the contact of one bum to another.
C Money was tube-churching K-Raw last night when Dude Baby was beating up his girlfriend, God Warrior Baby.
by god warrior baby November 3, 2010
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Church-Weirdo

1. A man or boy who gets numbers from women or girls at a Church or Temple of God under the guise of being friendly and worshipping God, but really is only trying to sneak into their lives through text messages, thinking the Churchgirl is easy because they are supposed virgins.

2. A deceptive man who preys on church going woman or girls only to get into their pants because he was told they were easy with no regard of the woman's or girls relationships. God had other plans.

3. A complete ass wipe.
Sister 1 : Hey remember that guy who asked for your number, then texted you only to get at you?
Sister 2: Oh you mean the guy at church?
Sister1: Yeah Him! he just did the same thing to me! what a Church-Weirdo!
by Bryticus September 29, 2018
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A Dragon In The Church

When a priest and a nun have intercourse, the priest shoots his load inside the nun's mouth. He smacks the back of the nun's head making the load go through her nose, the priest then sticks a finger deep in her mouth so the nun vomits making it look like flames.
I went to the church yesterday and caught the priest giving the nun A Dragon In The Church
by YouAreBigSkitters December 22, 2020
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