The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.
I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.
by SomethingRemotelyFunny June 8, 2018
Get the speedy jmug. by Lelbot 3000 May 12, 2014
Get the tommy jmug. girl 1- "Hey, you heard that song by Justin Timberlake?"
girl 2- "You mean j tims?"
girl 1- "Yea. Same thing."
girl 2- "You mean j tims?"
girl 1- "Yea. Same thing."
by im so freakin cool June 13, 2008
Get the j timsmug. by hjsgroupie December 27, 2011
Get the Dolly Jmug. by Rich Smalls August 23, 2019
Get the j botmug. That one kid in your high school class who thinks he's classy as fuck and athletic but all he does is swim and shit.
You: "Hey J Summs wanna go to a party this weekend?"
J Summs: "Nah Brah, can't Brah, too much swimming Brah, gotta try on some sweater-vests Brah."
J Summs: "Nah Brah, can't Brah, too much swimming Brah, gotta try on some sweater-vests Brah."
by Natty Ice wuz hur January 27, 2014
Get the J Summsmug. by Mario Joseph D. April 27, 2008
Get the J-TOTin'mug.