Accrington Steamer

Blind fold a woman and crap between her breasts.

Used as a chat up line. Hello beautiful, if you’re still here when the bar closes how about we go for an Accrington Steamer.

by Ainsi316 January 24, 2024

penrose steamer

When you hate your ex and shit on his porch.

Sarah took a Penrose Steamer on Jakes trailer porch because she was drunk.

by Dirty Sheets August 23, 2016

Steamer

One who is referred to as an idiot or one who makes seriously bad decisions and life choices, such as an alcoholic, drug user or general tramp.

Did you see wee mark was oot his nit on the Buckie again, what a wee steamer.

by Dangerous daz April 2, 2017

Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up

Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off

by buster903 October 16, 2010

My Little Pony Steamer

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.

Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.

"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"

by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022

The Smitty Steamer

Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.

Landy walked in on Chrissy giving Grimmer The Smitty Steamer

by Benjii Richards March 7, 2008

Chad steamer

When you shit on chads dick and start riding it to spread it and then you start giving Chad tuah

Last night was like a movie, I gave Chad a crazy chad steamer

by Mysingingmonsters January 8, 2025