When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.
Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
Get the secret waffle mug.Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.
Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
Get the in Her Majesty's secret cervix mug.We all know Preshy now today we would be talking about her secrets,
Now Preshy was allegedly raped by Sammy whennn Sammy was dating Oma you might think preshy did not like it but she did!!! She officially cheated on palm wine. THERE IS A VIDEO ON THE WORLDWIDE YOUTUBE CHANNEL SBOUT ALL THIS. you guys think preshy is holy or a "good girl" but she isn't she has had sex with Sammy multiple times But she is now a changed girl tho and yes Preshy ad Benjamin had once dated before so there you have it folks so the real question is "SHOULD PRESHY AND PALM WINE BE DIVORCED???''
Now Preshy was allegedly raped by Sammy whennn Sammy was dating Oma you might think preshy did not like it but she did!!! She officially cheated on palm wine. THERE IS A VIDEO ON THE WORLDWIDE YOUTUBE CHANNEL SBOUT ALL THIS. you guys think preshy is holy or a "good girl" but she isn't she has had sex with Sammy multiple times But she is now a changed girl tho and yes Preshy ad Benjamin had once dated before so there you have it folks so the real question is "SHOULD PRESHY AND PALM WINE BE DIVORCED???''
by Ebuksam January 7, 2023
Get the Secrets of worldwide participants mug.The American version of Dîner en Blanc. A special quiet meal that Miraculously occurs when at least one member is not allowed to eat spaghetti.
Girl 1: *calls girl 2 on cellphone* come over for dinner I am having spaghetti
Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet
Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it
Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet
Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it
by Sänd Demon May 29, 2019
Get the secret spaghetti mug.Hym "MY secret is that any and all 'incitement' would have been rejected immediately before it hit the vote section so if you did the weaponized schizophrenia and your kids were murdered over it's one of the natural outcomes of what you're doing to me and has nothing to do with me threatening your kids. And neither does what's happening now. At the end of the day, you just aren't 'good people.' It isn't a thing of which you are capable. Your values, your religion. You just can bring yourself to do it if it means someone who isn't gains."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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