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Wheeling Steamer

Having your dog shit on someone's face because they just pissed you off that bad
I just pulled a Wheeling Steamer on our jackass neighbor!
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Turtleneck Steamer

Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff
I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer
by CheeseMan6612 July 5, 2023
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Omaha Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, this involves someone defecating on their sexual partner’s chest after consuming large quantities of corn.
For our 10th anniversary, my wife decided to spice things up by giving me an Omaha Steamer.
by BornEnigma December 25, 2023
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penrose steamer

Sarah took a Penrose Steamer on Jakes trailer porch because she was drunk.
by Dirty Sheets August 23, 2016
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Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

Sounds fun!”
by epausti December 7, 2023
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Steamer

One who is referred to as an idiot or one who makes seriously bad decisions and life choices, such as an alcoholic, drug user or general tramp.
Did you see wee mark was oot his nit on the Buckie again, what a wee steamer.
by Dangerous daz April 2, 2017
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My Little Pony Steamer

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.

Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"
by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022
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