A man who enjoys road trips for the hot of the bathroom Glory Holes, AKA Joel Holes, but rest assured, there is no glory in those holes.
by Slim McG July 30, 2025
Get the Joel Steamermug. When she eats boiled crawfish and get the bubble guts. You spread her meat flaps while she is releasing all her fury. All that seasoning covers her man in the boat. Now you have a Jourdan River Steamer
by Honkykong76 February 28, 2022
Get the Jourdan River Steamermug. I went over to Stanley’s house after eating White Castle and crapped a hot Stanley steamer on his face.
by Espo6333 January 27, 2022
Get the Stanley Steamermug. A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
by epausti December 7, 2023
Get the Kansas Steamermug. When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"
by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022
Get the My Little Pony Steamermug. by KineticX49 November 17, 2023
Get the Cornish Steamermug. by Mysingingmonsters January 8, 2025
Get the Chad steamermug.