roman shafticles

Receiving a roman helmet from a gentleman with shafticles. Shaft must start higher on the forehead than a standard roman helmet and testicles (mid-shaft) rest roughly over the eye sockets while the remainder of the shaft continues down the nose.

I met a strange man with testicles in a unique location, allowing him to drop a roman shafticles on my face.

by Dreadlox April 4, 2013

gobble shaft

the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft

some dude: Yo I gobble shafted the hell out of her!!
Adam likes to gobble shaft the ladies 24/7

by Kiro the mother fucka March 9, 2015

Greasy Shaft

A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.

Mike: Dude Kevin is nasty.
Tom: Kevin definitely has the greasy shaft.

by Juicy A June 24, 2016

cane-shafted

You’re told to prepare for a hurricane, but the path shifts and you experience little to no conditions.

Man, Delta took a northern turn and now is hitting Lake Charles. I already bought all these cans of SpaghettiOs. I feel cane-shafted.

by Definishun October 9, 2020

Shit the Shaft

When your partner shits on your penis as a outcome of anal sex or because of your fucked up idea of an kinky fantasy.

I let Anna Shit the Shaft to try and spice things up in the bed room.

by bench knight May 6, 2015

roasted my shaft

the burning sensation in your esophagus after coughing due to a sizeable rip from a bong.

man that huge rip really roasted my shaft, but you know what they say, "you got to cough to get off"

by baron of brie July 10, 2018

Shifty

(Adj.) A word used to describe the smoothness or coolness of an action, phrase, or anything in general.
(Noun) A trick that can be performed on a skateboard, snowboard, or any variation of the two. It consists of moving of the feet in the air, creating a "shift".

"That was pretty shifty right there, Tim-dog."

by §lain §lashe November 12, 2003