School

You are reading this while in school 95%

School is boring

by Apple cookie master November 18, 2019

School

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

Teacher “Hello class, today I will have you describe school as an acronym”
Kid “Teacher can I go first!!”
Teacher “Okay, thank you for asking!”
*draws Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives*
Teacher “I have never seen a kid so intelligent and clever”
Kid “oh rea-“
Teacher “DETENTION”

by TheAmericanSoccerLover March 31, 2019

school

another word for prison. literally.

bob: heard u back to school
greg: yeah bro i finally revisited prison

by anomynous human May 21, 2019

School

The place to shoot up

Man its Monday time to shoot up my school and my teachers son and every FUCKING kid

by Gam3r-T1m3 October 18, 2017

school

A hell hole of a place with people you don't like and teachers that hate you.

Mum, I don't want to go to school today.

by ellelouise December 9, 2017

school

the literal worst thing ever. you spend 7 hours in a crappy old building made with red brick walls learning things that you wont even need when your an adult. school is filled with a fucktard of dickheads, from those kids in elementary school who think picking your nose is cool, those kids with braces in middle school, and those nerds who take all AP classes just to show off in high school. and the teachers are even worse. they are underqualified people who just show up to get paid, mostly women in elementary school but by middle and high school, it's a mix of men and women, which makes no sense whatsoever. and then there's homework, which was originally invented as a punishment, which are common in schools. the only good thing about school is that you meet most of your friends there, but they will probably turn on you once you get into middle and high school, so there! get rid of school. it has no benefits and is just meant to torture innocent children.

i can't. i have school.
i can't. i have school!
what you say literally all the time.

by honeybee34 April 15, 2020

School

The worst in-game experience you'll ever have during your first run of the game you're playing right now, life. You need your character to wake up with only 2 hours of sleep, which will keep them from functioning properly. Then, you either walk a long ass path, or take the hell ridden vehicle with disgusting level 4 children that stick boogers up the footrest petal. After you arrive to the torture chamber, you are greeted with math. What's so bad about math? Learning things you'll probably won't use for your career. If you wanna be an artist, too bad. You have to have your time wasted learning calculus instead. Next is ELA. ELA teaches you how to...literally read. Science is next. this is probably the most interesting subject, since your teacher probably won't care about what you're doing if you're wearing level 100 protective glasses. Science teachers see these glasses as protective shields that can protect an incoming intercontinental nuke, but the cons of science is how they make you compare salt to...salt. There's also these things called "Specials" that seem interesting at first, but terribly horrid and tiring once you experience them. P.E is probably the most hated out there, I can sense those girls complaining how their gym shorts are too short. I can go on and on explaining how illogical and flawed this experience is, but that'd take too long.

"I grinded school for 7 hours, but only got 4 EXP. School sucks!

by CoolAlien March 14, 2022