Dick rider

A dick rider is a MAGA man who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). These men are likely descendants of Neanderthals. They display obsessive desires to be stronger, smarter, and more respected than they are so they latch on to prominent MAGA men hoping for a little dribble to hit them and magically turn them into respected men. Sadly, the Neanderthal part of their brain prevents them from understanding no amount of dick riding MAGA will ever make them respected by the women they truly desire and the rest of society.

The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.

Who Elon Musk? He’s just a dick rider for Trump.

by Blessurlittleheart April 2, 2025

Vibe-rider

Someone who quickly picks up on your vibe and starts to mimic it to try to fit in and be cool

Jay is such a vibe-rider, I swear the moment anyone does something different he’s quick to do the same thing acting like he always does it

by Irkbox April 22, 2025

Cock Rider

Another name for Chicken Jockey. To be specific a jockey that rides a male chicken.

That’s not just a chicken jockey. That’s a cock rider!

by Aslkmnqw May 8, 2025

sukhoi meat rider

They praise Sukhoi like a god and say any jet they made was the best jet ever made. these people say that the su57 is the best stealth fighter even being disproven multiple times in a row

Sukhoi meat rider-the best fighter is the su27 no matter what even if its old and outdated.

by hampter33445 April 5, 2024

real rider

Someone that rides with you through everything and still has your back no matter what….

She cared for him so much that no matter what he did outta her site, she still was there for him like A REAL RIDER,suppose to for someone she truly cares about.

by Lyte Bryte April 6, 2024

Wanna watch Kamen Rider?

Specially used when the top in a relationship invites the bottom to hot, sweaty homoerotic sex in which the bottom is completely dominated and submissive.

"Hey, wanna watch Kamen Rider? Maybe tonight"

"Oh, yeah for sure!"

by bedgio? April 14, 2024

Wanna watch Kamen Rider?

Specially used when the top in a relationship invites the bottom to hot, sweaty homoerotic sex in which the bottom is completely dominated and submissive.

"Hey, wanna watch Kamen Rider? Maybe tonight"

"Oh, yeah for sure!"

by bedgio? April 14, 2024