ride the money

just do it when unsure about making a purchase of anything

I always just ride the money when I'm trying to decide whether or not to buy a pair of silver jeans.

by kejr April 5, 2011

Slay Ride

When you slay a multiple amount of LG's in a row or one night.

Girl:"Hey wana go to that party tonight? We can go for a little slay ride."

by TFaux April 17, 2011

ride the avalanche

A common technique used in midget bondage porn, where one midget pours vanilla/tapioca pudding at a high velocity on two others who are having sex in either the cowboy or reverse cowboy positions.

As Greta was riding Verne, Nathan poured vanilla pudding on them, causing them to ride the avalanche.

by Chris Keystone September 25, 2011

ride woodies

1. hot surfers who ride wooden station wagons to the beach

2. girls who like to ride guys erect dicks ( all the wayyy to the beachh...and then get a chicken nugget in the sand)

morgs: hey! lets go ridea woodie to the beach!
suze: no! i just wanna ride a guys woodie!
manda: MEE TOO! I WANNA RIDE WOODIEs IN THE BACK OF A WOODIE ON THE WAY TO THE BEACH!

suze and morgs: oh yes, thats hottt

by NEIGHMEATLOAFmas December 17, 2009

Scordio Ride

A high school and collegiate wrestling move that entails putting one's balls on the opponent's face. A real confidence booster and a fan favorite but a downer for the man on bottom.

Yo, did you see White rip that Scordio Ride?
Yea dude, he totally pumped it in there.

by Larry Legowski July 28, 2008

ride the post

An action word for describing a homosexual.

I think Ted over there likes to ride the post

by Chicken Tenders January 5, 2009

shelf-ride

Finding pleasure in placing something on a shelf, and deliberately not using it while being well aware of its existence and location.

EX1:
Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"

Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"

EX2:
Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"

EX3:
Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."

Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."

by Roman Sidorov August 18, 2008