the queer theory

created by me and my friend jasper

when someone just seems inexplicably queer but isn't

jasper: dude look at this picture of harry styles
me: omg it's so great to have a member of the lgbtqia+ community have light shone on them-
jasper: harry styles isn't gay
me: ...what?
jasper: harry styles isn't gay.
me: holy shit it's the queer theory

by jet lol May 30, 2022

queer fishing

the act of pretending you're gay because its "trendy". Usually, queer fishers pretend they're queer to get attention from the queer community, because they view it as "quirky", "interesting", or as mentioned, "trendy".

"Did you hear? ____ was queer fishing to get into ____'s sleepover!"

by gquia November 25, 2022