Pony

A pretty boy who seems gay but really just wants a lot of sex.

Wow Patrick is such a pony

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

ponies are north

A phrase created by Upper Elementary students used when teachers are near, so all inappropriate conversations can be stopped

Student 1: Yo I wanna fuck her while--
*Teacher walks towards students*
Student 2: Ponies are north!
Student 1: *acting as if he is working* What did you get for question 3?

by Bid daddy (not adam) May 14, 2018

pony head

A prankster or fool. A jester.

"You goddamn Pony Head"

by Mr.Wolfmann September 7, 2016

stud pony

(N) the act of having sex with women with total disregard to what she has to do the next day.

AkA a gary or mud duck

You are the way she's walking, the stud pony must have got hold of her....

by Jonakin September 3, 2016

pony in a bush

To meet someone at McDonald's park to fight

Pony in a bush right now

by Iknowthemeaningofthepony June 7, 2016

pony tic

A pony tail that's barely there. A very short pony tail.

Oh wow, she has a pony tic. It's squeezing the mess out of her brains!

by Klass Klown June 6, 2016

riding a pony

Riding a pony mean to date someone that is much shorter than you

Look Lisa is riding a pony

by Jeffwashere May 24, 2016