Pantie Stinkler

Lighting a fire cracker in your girls panties while making out

My girlfriend and I tried a pantie stinkler during 4th of July

by SonOfaGl1itch May 29, 2024

caca pantis

Means shitting in your underwear or that's bullshit.

That story was straight up caca pantis .

by El me to mero August 20, 2017

Panty Batter

A ladies joyous excretions absorvbed in her knickeres.

Hey Sandra, why don't you have any knickers on
Reason is, Kevin, if I don't wear panties , they don't get crusty with dried up panty batter by the end of the night

by Scurlage March 9, 2025

Bama Panty Pirating

When your man is wearing your dirty panties and some bitch comes and steals both your man and panties.

Stumpy's girl gonna be mad, she lost her man and undies to Bama Panty Pirating.

by anonymous April 16, 2023

panties report

When a bunch of douche bags that have been telling you what color your underwear is LITERALLY while you walk down the road because its how security tech is SUPPOSED to be used, you stop wearing them, they get mad because they can't steal them and sell them to a prison. Basically, due to laser technology (something that does so many things there still isn't a limit yet) you get to be harassed but the same ones that ruin your life every single fucking time. on your 30th birthday they told you "no one wants old stem cells, so enjoy the next couple of ears because god knows we won't let you get married and the rest is cancer" --you enjoy you're time knowing they aren't lying because these are the people that have lasers in life. THEN they send a panties report, hopefully 700 pairs were enough because last run 699 barely made it. That honeydew list, makes me wanna get a melon baller and do it myself.

The panties police have a new schedule, my dad got a panties report the other day, perfect, stay inside from 4-10 or you'll be jail bait. If you look too nice, "you deserve it" and they don't stop till you believe it.

by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025

Chode panties

Panties that fall to the floor from the weight of the extra-chodee.

Rose's chode panties will stick if thrown at the wall.

by Michigan J. Frog April 22, 2009

Procrastinate in the Panty

Similar to blue balls, procrastinate in the panty is in reference to a woman's repetition over a period of time that she would like to have sex but continues to put it off.

Kimberley tells me she wants to have sex but she keeps telling me she has to work on her paper.
Sorry man, your girls is really to Procrastinate in the Panty.

by Nicolishous March 1, 2019