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Owen

The hottest guy you will ever meet. all the girls have a crush on him but he only likes one girl back. a girl named______. all the girls want to have sex with him and he shows off his abs every day. he has sex with his girlfriend and she says its the best sex shes ever had. he always cares for his lover and is almost too big for an XXL condom. he is the most amazing in the bed and sex with him will be the best experience of your life.
"omg owen is so hot"
"ikr i wanna have sex with him i bet his dick is huge"
by Anonymous [0237] May 5, 2019
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Owen good

Very good man. Good at video games.Very slow at running but very fast at eating.
by DOORMANDO June 3, 2019
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Owen snot incident

The Owen snot incident refers to a hilarious and somewhat embarrassing situation where someone is struggling to breathe, but then a sudden burst of laughter causes them to create a massive snot bubble, resulting in a messy explosion of snot everywhere. It's a funny reminder of how laughter can sometimes lead to unexpected and uncontrollable moments!
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Owen Wong

He is a student studying in La Salle College. He is very smart. He is the only counter to Terry Lam, who likes to throw tempo papers to form 1 students and confiscating any watch he sees with YouTube on it. He protects innocent Form 1 people who watch YouTube and play chess in class.
person A: *plays chess during form teacher period*
person B: Mr Lam is coming
owen wong: stfu I can handle this
*Terry Lam takes out 3 packs of tempo paper, sees him, and faints*
by fuckurmompussy August 22, 2024
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Owen Earl Maxwell

Someone with Negitive Rizz and spends all there time on yourmom.com and urban dictionary
by WalterWhite27 May 31, 2023
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Owen

Owen is the hottest, most luscious, cutest person. He is morbidly obese. Also has a small penis. He can't control his ass, keeps farting and smells sp bad.
He is such a owen
by Joelllllllll February 17, 2020
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Owen

If you know a Owen you better run fast! The last name starting with A,d,c,m or r you better stay away. Owens aren’t the nicest people and tend to lie a lot in absurd ways. They try to create problems and conflict. Stay away
Oh no did you see Owen”

BETTER RUN!”
by Owennnddj July 30, 2018
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