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opposite nap

The act of waking up late in the day (generally on a day off or weekend) tired, getting out of bed for up to six hours before proceeding to climb back into bed and fall promptly back to sleep. Can be closely tied to procrasturbating or just regular procrastination in general.
Guy 1: Hey man whats up?

Guy 2: *yawns* feeling tired but i've only been up for like 4 hours.

Guy 1: epic bro sesh later ydg?

Guy 2: Hmm...Actually I think I'm going to go and finish off my opposite nap
by AkRaptorJesus November 23, 2011
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Opportunity Cost

The collective benefits citizens could be enjoying today IF the Democrats had spent their time legislating instead of temper tampering from 2017 through 2020
The opportunity costs to our urban populations will probably never be completely tallied.
by Grammy44 February 6, 2020
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Opperz badderz

RAHHHH SHES AN OPPERZ BADDERZ
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Equal opportunity friend

A person of a minority race used by a large group of white people to make them seem less racist.
"There are too many whities at this party, someone call

Tyrone, our equal opportunity friend, before this starts looking like a KKK convention".
by Whiteymcwhiterson September 15, 2011
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intersectional oppression

When oppressive forces like military or police try to be progressive or worldly, not realizing that doing so is innately impossible and the contradiction just ends up satirizing themselves. Prominent examples include police learning to meditate or drone operators wearing hijabs.
I hear the military is teaching its new recruits about critical race theory! That's so rad.
Dude, that's not rad at all. It's cringy af to see how agents of state violence learning crit theory. How clueless are they?
Hey, intersectional oppression is a step is better than unenlightened brutality. Maybe this will help them realize how they're all pawns and expedite the obsolescence of the state?
by secretuser420 May 8, 2022
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National kiss the opposite gender week

Every June the 10th to the 17th you have to kiss someone from the opposite gender everyday it can be the same person or multiple your choice
OMG it’s national kiss the opposite gender week next week I’m so happy!
by The true lover June 9, 2019
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