Air Pie

When one attempts to draw the attention or initiate conversation with someone they know, only to be completely ignored, leaving the instigator looking like a total twat.

*Ryan has headphones in*

Josh- "Yooo Ryan my man how you doing?"

Ryan-

Sean- "Nice big slice of Air Pie there Josh, fancy sharing?"

Josh- "I don't even like Ryan"

by Joshwaling April 3, 2011

Air Horned

When your partner passes wind while receving anal oral servitude.

Jonno got Air horned by his girlfriend while licking out her anus

by Von Katagen May 17, 2006

What Air

The cooler way to say whatever

Guy 1: Hey man, I can't go to the party tonight
Guy 2: WHAT AIR man, it'll be better without you

by ktbuggers June 1, 2010

Fat air

n.

When a person missteps and trips on a seemingly invisible object. It is theorized that the person may have actually ran afoul of a pocket of air denser than the surrounding air.

Guy 1: Connie and I were walking down the hall when she tripped and fell out of nowhere. Landed right on her face!

Guy 2: You sure she didn't trip over fat air? I've seen that happen before.

by goomage May 22, 2010

Air pods

Stupidly expensive headphones that rich kids get for christmas and their birthday's.

Oh no he can't hear us he has air pods in

by Carlosthe2nd January 23, 2019

Where Is Air?

What one says when they are laughing so hard they cannot breathe.

OH MY GOD, WHERE IS AIR?!

by cooooolcat October 30, 2010

clear the air

make the air less sultry.

Guy talking with girlfriend about his ex.

GF: We started dating, like, a year after you broke up.

Guy: Yeah, but that doesn't matter with her.
Guy: She's got a crazy streak, and this is bound to set her off.
Guy: What if she hurts me physically?
Guy: What if she hurts me with words?

GF: Just talk to her. Clear the air.

*New Girl s03e15*

by Крокошликс Шлинкаров October 22, 2015