Your Mum

1.always says 2 minutes when its longer

Your mum: '' ill only be 2 minutes''

by Pie_65 May 16, 2018

Georgeys Mum

Hot Milf who wants to please the appointment team

“Book 2 appointments today and you get a free 20 minutes with Georgeys mum” Said Charlick

by Appointmentsetters May 22, 2018

Charlie’s mum

A sexy women who all kids have a go with 😉

Hey man I just banged a woman, she was almost as good as Charlie’s mum

by Xxx_billyplayzminecraft_xxX May 22, 2018

peanut mum

someone who sells pills in a club

"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"

"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"

by JackaBr December 18, 2017

Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

nug mum

Some who supplies or buys chicken nugs for the fam.

Lauchy is the fam's nug mum during social gatherings of the squad.

by Danktunnel January 9, 2018