by Muffinsss January 16, 2012
Chud muffin
is a saying derived from the word chud,the Northern way of saying chode, this refers to a man that has a penis that is wider then it is long. The muffin is meant to be humorous.
is a saying derived from the word chud,the Northern way of saying chode, this refers to a man that has a penis that is wider then it is long. The muffin is meant to be humorous.
by RoundElephant September 12, 2007
A slut muffin is a phrase created by Bobbie Lee Silver to describe people who act/look like sluts, yet aren't completely disrespected due to a cuteness or innocence. Most accusations tend to be targeted towards younger girls who dress in revealing outfits and/or flirt with older guys. This is also used as slang to indicate that the girl is acting in sluttish way, but can be used as sarcasm to show an outfit is cute yet skimpy. It could also be used to describe boys who have many girls clinging to him, but is mostly refered to as a slut monkey (the male equivilent to slut muffin).
"Tanya is such a little slut muffin! She's only 13 and David is 18! How dare she grind on him!"
"Aw, look at the little slut muffin in her mini skirt"
"Aw, look at the little slut muffin in her mini skirt"
by Sakine June 25, 2009
by TAD March 04, 2005
When one during the lunch period sneaks up behind you and takes the top off your muffin and eats it usually accompanied with the sounds NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM muffin rape
by Andrew Chennisi January 15, 2009
A group of idiots (3 or more) that do weird things like sleep to together but also just play Hypixel on Minecraft. A famous Muffin squad is Skeppy, a6d and BadBoyHalo.
by LemonBoii June 28, 2020
any child under the age of 10 that misbehaves and comes from a trashy family. Usually the spawn of fat people who receive welfare checks multiple times a month.
Josh: Dude, did you see that fat lady in the 84 dodge minivan?
J.W.: Yeah, she had like 30 spooge muffins with her!
J.W.: Yeah, she had like 30 spooge muffins with her!
by mad_urban April 24, 2008