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Slut Muffin

A slut muffin is a phrase created by Bobbie Lee Silver to describe people who act/look like sluts, yet aren't completely disrespected due to a cuteness or innocence. Most accusations tend to be targeted towards younger girls who dress in revealing outfits and/or flirt with older guys. This is also used as slang to indicate that the girl is acting in sluttish way, but can be used as sarcasm to show an outfit is cute yet skimpy. It could also be used to describe boys who have many girls clinging to him, but is mostly refered to as a slut monkey (the male equivilent to slut muffin).
"Tanya is such a little slut muffin! She's only 13 and David is 18! How dare she grind on him!"

"Aw, look at the little slut muffin in her mini skirt"
by Sakine June 24, 2009
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muffin tits

When a woman has breast implants and her nipples become extremely large, and become puffy
Rachel had a boob job last month, and damn man, she got some muffin tits.
by TAD March 4, 2005
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Muffin Rape

When one during the lunch period sneaks up behind you and takes the top off your muffin and eats it usually accompanied with the sounds NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM muffin rape
"you better watch out dude there is a muffin raper right behind you about to rape your muffins
by Andrew Chennisi January 15, 2009
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Muffin Squad

A group of idiots (3 or more) that do weird things like sleep to together but also just play Hypixel on Minecraft. A famous Muffin squad is Skeppy, a6d and BadBoyHalo.
DUDE THE MUFFIN SQUAD ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER! BRUH... that gay.
by LemonBoii June 28, 2020
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Piss Muffin

I can't wait for my wife to get home, so I can finger and taste her piss muffin!

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by thurstyG February 2, 2010
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Rape Muffin

Rape Muffin - noun 1. A term of endearment for the filthy hookers you know. ♥
John: "I love you rape muffin"
Emily: "I love you too hooker butt"
by Shadow Kunai June 20, 2011
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sea muffin

The word that you use when the word "fun" is blocked on an internet forum or game.
I had a lot of sea muffin in school today!
by Dan Mueller January 1, 2008
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