NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

Punch Tall People Month

During the month of November, people under 5’ 6 may punch tall people in revenge for throw tall people month

Person under 5’ 6: Hey, you threw me during throw short people month.
Person above 5’ 6: Yeah…
Person under 5’ 6: Well, now its punch tall people month, so I’ll punch you.

by PeacockSequence October 15, 2022

grinding month

In the month of June a girl you ask has to grind on your d**k for 10 seconds

Define: grinding month Go to a girl and ask her to grind on you then show her this definition

#grinding

by Pimpslayer101 October 3, 2019

National Jake Month

All of no nut November is national jake month.

Brad: Yo dude I’m so psyched for November bro.
Chad: Yaa bro did you also know it’s national jake month

by X@ND3R November 1, 2021

Suck your "mans" dick month

This is for all of the delusional or he's ur man but he's not ur man yet girlys. Or gays ig..

Free pass to suck his dick all month without any problems

(Mans with quotation mark bc he's not ur man...get help)

Hey Rylo it's suck your "mans" dick month...are you participating

Ofc

by Victoria #1 Beastie October 2, 2023

Kobe Bryant Month

It is the month of Kobe Bryant and you can shout “Kobe!” Each time you throw something for example like (shooting a ball, throwing a piece of paper in the trash)

Kobe! Why did you say Kobe… because it’s Kobe Bryant Month each time you shoot a basketball your supposed to y’all “Kobe”

by Evanafex July 20, 2021

Punch Fat People Month

During this month take your dominant fist and hurl it towards the fattest person in the room. Stand back and watch the ripples of fat jiggle.

Hey Judd! It’s Punch Fat People Month! *Bam*

by Fredrick Baer October 2, 2022