Middle School Softball Game

Synonymous with a lack of talent. Any social situation where in the pursuit of sexual relations (ie. "Hooking up") the deterrent presents itself as a simple shortage of the opposite gender, or no one around worth fucking.

"Dude let's bail, this bar is a middle school softball game."

by thesingleshot April 24, 2010

Middle School

1. The place where all males turn in doucebags with white earbuds embedded in his ear. For fun they mock anyone not into sports, Call of Duty or any popular rapper. Ofthen plays the guitar because it looks cool, without learning the frets or tuning. Yes they jump right for guitar without thinking about trying piano, bass, saxophone, etc.(oh and they never use acostic ones) books are "retarded and gay" and manga and anime are for weirdos.

2. They place where all females have a walk-in closet full of arecrombie and fitch, hollister american eagle and aeropostle. Thanks to daddys credit card, they have a 5000 dollar warbdrobe. They will give head to anyone who plays football. They enjoy rap and pop and think rock is "for old people" and metal is for "emos drug addicts and dumb people" when they themselves cheat on tests. Use terms such as 'lol' 'bffl' and 'ttyl' all have favebook pages.

1.Me:Hi, i like playing the Legend of Zelda instead of Call of Duty, i'm not too into watching espn for four hours a day, i like to play the bass instead of the guitar, i enjoy reading manga and anime and my music of choice is bands such as AC/DC, the Beatles, and Gorillaz.
Middle school male:dude ur a queer.

2.Wahhhhh!. I failed 7th grade, dad i want 40 dollars so i can buy 2 inch jeans from arecrombie while i listen to avril lavienge

by Xelloss23 August 29, 2011

ola middle school (open legs academy)

ola middle school is known for its fights and juuling. everyone makes fun of the speds while they run down the hallway.

hey have you heard about ola middle school (open legs academy) all they do is fight and juul around.

by quuuer May 4, 2019

Indian Valley Middle School

A place where dreams are empowered, then distroyed like fake gucci . A place that never wins the sport games, leaving the entire school in embarrassment. Finally, a place that is home to many creepy teachers.

“ did you hear what happened at Indian Valley Middle School?”

“I thought that place shut down decades ago!”

by hashtagstupid June 4, 2018

North Bethesda Middle School

Crackhead central with a bunch of tryhard soccer jocks attempting to flex on the normal people with vineyard vines and supreme shit. 80% of teachers don’t know the subject they’re teaching. Borderline slut city and Virgin Islands in one. Abundance of introvert memers. Prolly the only good part about the school

Person one: I go to North Bethesda Middle School
Person two: pick a number 1-10
Person one: 5

Person 2: that’s your IQ
Person one: but I meme
Person two: shit my bad bro

by Rantaholic April 28, 2019

Middleburgh

A small hick-town in the middle of nowwhere in which two bars are located not even a block away...most of the residents on main street are on well-fare. This town proudly holds the reputation of the middleburgh Knights...which isn't so hot. Many of the people in this town can be seen wearing flannel and most of their children are surprisingly preppy...go figure! Middleburgh has their own "gang" which is really quite funny to watch while they "prowl" the streets...they don't even have squirt guns!! There's a pot-dealer on every corner and a drunk in every gutter

Man, I hope this town isn't another Middleburgh!!

by sammytheemokid August 20, 2008

Middle finger

Basically means, fuck off, I dont give a damn

Random guy: you're so ugly omg why are you even here
Girl: fuck off *shows him the middle finger*

by lolimabitch June 2, 2013