The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.
Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."
--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."
--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."
--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."
--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022
Get the Maximum Poopitude mug.A Maximo is the most intelligent funny sweet person you’ll ever meet. There that one friend that you’ve never seen cry. But always managed to be there to help you when you were crying. There the person everybody loves but said “I’m not dating till I’m out of school”. There the person that gets lots of people to flock to them and fall in love with them. A Maximo is really easy to love. But if there the ones coming after you then they almost always get friend zoned. But if you friend zone a Maximo. You’ll almost always think back and regret your decision. And think yeah I could’ve loved him.
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You now that Maximo that used to like you. well I heard he got married a few months back.
Person-2
I should of said how I felt earlier in high school. then maybe we wouldn’t be so distant now. I think I loved him more than I thought.
You now that Maximo that used to like you. well I heard he got married a few months back.
Person-2
I should of said how I felt earlier in high school. then maybe we wouldn’t be so distant now. I think I loved him more than I thought.
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the supreme or ultimate reality. The Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness who is worshipped (as in Judaism, Christianity, Islam, and Hinduism) as creator and ruler of the universe
Maximus is the ultimate supreme being.
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Get the Maximum Dippage mug.verb slang: describing someone shitting so hard, its the hardest they could possibly shit.
verb: When you sit down on the toilet and unleash an absolute storm of shit, piss, and anything else built up inside you.
verb: When you sit down on the toilet and unleash an absolute storm of shit, piss, and anything else built up inside you.
“Dude. Did you see Aidan eat that golden retriever last night”
“No bro, but im not surprised . That guys known to maximum shit.”
“No bro, but im not surprised . That guys known to maximum shit.”
by Msafar July 29, 2022
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The name says it all. Maxine is the most special, amazing person you will ever meet. She is beautiful, talented, funny, intelligent. Besides her many talents, Maxine is also THE hottest girl I have met so far. :D
She's also really fucking small and annoying at times.
The name says it all. Maxine is the most special, amazing person you will ever meet. She is beautiful, talented, funny, intelligent. Besides her many talents, Maxine is also THE hottest girl I have met so far. :D
She's also really fucking small and annoying at times.
Ew, it's maxine
by randombrit123 August 3, 2022
Get the Maxine mug.The realization that every single one of your memories, everything that has happened throughout your entire life up to this point, matter so much to you. Comes from the Latin word 'maximus' meaning important, and the Latin word 'memento' meaning memory (in this context).
I was listening to Theory of Everything 2 by DJ-Nate, and at the drop, I felt a strong sense of maximoria. Having a nostalgic attachment to the song only made the sense stronger.
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