by big dong johny March 11, 2017
Get the liam connor crispmug. Either a weird kid who probably is a bit ‘tismed out with most likely a Minecraft obsession. Or just a chill bloke who wished his name wasn’t Liam because it’s the most basic name of all time now.
“I once knew a guy named Liam, he wasn’t a weird Minecraft fan in his 30s. He was actually a sex god” - comprised of many different testimonials from every female model
by Bassboi2369420 August 6, 2023
Get the Liammug. A Liam innes is a furry little animal derived from the most stupidest strain of monkeys others wise known as a ragamuffin, a Liam Innes is not at all a ladies man and is in fact quite the opposite, whenever it sees a Brora/Courtney M it gets a boner and goes off to the locker rooms to try to get a schooling from peers in the locker room but always fails as all it ever does is listen, I am not saying it is gay but I’m having second thought with it’s antics . A Liam Innes is a house mouse for a fact, it would rather finger its bum hole and sniff it all day than come out about Helmsdale to have a laugh and a kick about with the real men,
EXAMPLE 1
Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’
Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate
*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’
Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’
Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’
Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’
Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’
Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’
Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate
*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’
Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’
Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’
Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’
Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’
by TheShitStirrer February 14, 2020
Get the Liam Innesmug. The people referred to as "Liams" will often be unable to communicate in the traditional sense, often resorting to spewing nonsense in a bid for attention. This will most likely be looked down upon by others, resulting in a pseudo-relationship in which people are forced to endure Liams rather than enjoy their company. "Liam" is thought to refer to Liam Gallagher, who no one really likes, but that's just a theory, a game theory.
"I'm so bored of jim, he's acting like a liam."
"That guy seems like one of the Liams, similar to Liam Gallagher, and thus I'm referring to him as such."
"That guy seems like one of the Liams, similar to Liam Gallagher, and thus I'm referring to him as such."
by Betafel April 13, 2020
Get the Liamsmug. 
an amazing guy who deserves the world. urban dictionary definitions of his name may not be the nicest, but he should know that he is a great guy. knowing a liam, even for a short time, is such a Blessing that you can't forget. liam is funny, kind, smart, and always down to have fun. he is generous with his time, very hardworking, and never fails to make people laugh. his smile is infectious and lights up the room. liam is quite silly at times 🤠 but you can tell he is mature and has a big heart. when you find a liam, try not to lose him.
i Pray only the best for him.
i Pray only the best for him.
lol hi liam 🥲
by liam supporter 🤞🏻 August 20, 2025
Get the liammug. Is THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. If you meet a Liam, DONT LET HIM GO, trust me, its worth it. Liam is also AMAZING at video games especially Minecraft and some people call him a god, better than a Felix. He is also pretty much a god at everything else.
by heatdamnboy12 February 11, 2021
Get the Liammug.