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Jonathan Stevens

A Jonathan Stevens is a kind, sweet, and handsome division one baseball player with a large behind. He is shy at first, but don’t let him fool you as his goofy side will tend to pop out every now and then. Jonathan loves video games and building legos. He is so romantic and hot, but beware he may seduce you into playing fortnite and cuddling till your toes sweat.
“Who is that pitcher with a strong set of hind legs?!”
“Oh that’s Jonathan Stevens”
by Chugsplash72826 March 20, 2023
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a goofy ahh person who can't get girls.
Jonathan is goofy
by YourBoyJD March 27, 2023
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jonathan mayonnaise

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*
by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023
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Johnathan

A delusional little man that believes he is a all knowing profit. Avoid being friends with a Johnathan as they will steal all your eggs and rice. They also have a 4 inch cock
Hey did you see that Johnathan guy?

Yeah, he stole my eggs
Yeah he stole mine too

Damn
by Eugene Miller April 18, 2023
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jonathan stanley

a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.
lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch

dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023
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Jonathan Shiell

Amazing at speech and debate, amazing sailor, calm, collected, composed
Jonathan Shiell is one of the best people I know
by marioenthusiast April 24, 2023
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Jonathanawg

Somebody who says a game is bad and actively makes fun of it yet is good at it
That Jonathanawg says he doesn't like Fortnite but he wins every match
by casuallybiased June 19, 2023
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