my new years resolution is to become a “Jacob Q”
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Get the jacob q mug.A little annoying rat that poops his pants and doesn't clean it up and eats way to much cheese.
He also sucks at every game he plays because his favorite game is 2k which is actually trash and is the same game every year but somehow he thinks it is actually good, his brain is literally mushy brain soup.
He also sucks at every game he plays because his favorite game is 2k which is actually trash and is the same game every year but somehow he thinks it is actually good, his brain is literally mushy brain soup.
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Get the jacob droney mug.A gay incest act where two males who are brothers eat each others poop out of their loose gaping butt holes, then share a wet sloppy open mouth French kiss, sharing the poop.
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Get the Jacob Dzivasen mug.A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
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