pickled kumquat

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.

Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.

by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010

pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.

Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang

by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007

steamed pickle

Dropping the dick in a girls hot box while in a sauna.

I gave that bitch a steamed pickle at the YMCA.

by eckskape May 14, 2014

pickle fritzer

when you stub your penis

yo i heard Rehman was running and he got pickle fritzer-ed by the pole.

by MunaGillani September 18, 2014

Dead as a pickle

Dead. Literally means dead as an inanimate object.

Dude you look dead as a pickle.

by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014

bumpy pickle

1. When your penis is so covered in genital warts, its no longer able to to identified as a penis.

Wow, did you see Jeff's bumpy pickle!

by BlackDaddy December 3, 2014

pickle parade

1. Pickle Parade is an abnormally large gathering of gay males.

2. A large group of gay males that seem to meet at a location after a function or group event.

3. When a large gathering of gay males meet and overun a non-gay location such as a restaraunt or coffe shop.

1. Dude, lets go up to starbucks and get some coffee. No way, its an effin pickle parade up there on saturday mornings.

2. We were just drinking beers at the bar and the local jazzercise class must have let out because the place was suddenly packed with a pickle parade.

by velvetmidget November 4, 2013