phallus booking

phallus booking: the act of shutting a penis in the center pages of a very large hardbacked book with considerable force.

(pronounced FALus booking)

feminin: I phallus booked my boyfriend last night, he was cheeting on me.

masculin: phallus booking hurts man.

by oh silly one. March 29, 2010

Book lesbian

A lesbian that can't keep their nose out books and pussy

"Man, Jonny is such a book lesbian. She was tongue deep in Sarah last night and now she can't look away from her god damn book. "

by Biabaonpwj July 5, 2018

double book

the act of sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, and ejaculating inside of her, intending to refertilize her. a kind of a creampie.

shawn-"did you hear debbie is preggers?"
jake k-"Man, id double book that!"

by pinksicksock July 23, 2010

Book of Slurs

The "Book of Slurs" refers to a book full of every slur and every offensive word to exist, It isn't real but it's used in jokes.

Gabriel: *posts a fast gif of someone speaking sped up* Look! it's Jschlatt reading the Book of Slurs!
Max: HAHAHA

by microsoft windows fan September 7, 2021

Book of Face

A book containing the flesh remnants of faces that have been removed from their persons.

Do you need a disguise? Here, take one from my Book of Face.

by Hannibal Lecture January 13, 2009

book gang

whole lotta education shit

librarian: you gonna sign in that book before you walk out of here?
cool hip gangster: book gang whole lotta education shit!!

by cant keep my ores in my chest May 14, 2018

Text-book

When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.

Erin sent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.

by NotoriousCCM February 24, 2010